Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Ack!" I said.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“Humor is just another defense against the”

“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.”

“You okay?”

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”