Humor Quote by J. K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.”

“Would you like me to [kill you] now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

“Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.”

“He'll have that scar forever.”

“They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat.”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”