Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying—”

“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”

“But you're dead,' said Harry.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.”

“Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. In fact, 'atheism' is a term that should not even exist. No one needs to identify himself as a 'non-astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist.' We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.”