Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summer’s day, a long-running sitcom, one’s life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.”

“Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.”