Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But then it occured to him that any progress he had made on his quest so far he had made by accepting the help that had been offered to him.”

“CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.”

“So many things to see, people to do.”

“Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire days sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The devil made me do it.' I have never made one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them.”

“You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less.”

“Just remember, what the French say. No, probably not the French, they've got a president or something. The Brits, maybe, or the Swedes. You know what I mean?”

“Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”

“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,”

“What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”