Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.”

“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”