Humor Quote by Julia Quinn — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“the unexpected moment [is] always sweeter.”

“If he was planning to attack and ravish, he gave no indication of being in a hurry to do so.”

“If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria,” Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, “I will kill you.”

“I can live with you hating me," he said to the closed door.”

“This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.”

“It suddenly made sense. Only twice in his life had he felt this inexplicable, almost mystical attraction to a woman. He’d thought it remarkable, to have found two, when in his heart he’d always believed there was only one perfect woman out there for him.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

“Barzûl!”