Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The mimicry of passion is the most intolerable of all poses.”

“The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.”

“The aim of life is self-development. To realize ones nature perfectly that is what each of us is here for.”

“Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everybody is worthy of love, except him who thinks he is.”

“A kiss may ruin a human life”

“Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”