Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”

“By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”

“A great nose may be an index”

“You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”