Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”