Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Take off your shirt.”

“It was odd, (Tessa thought), what brought out tenderness in people.”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“She opened her mouth to answer, but he was already kissing her. She had kissed him so many times—soft gentle kisses, hard and desperate ones, brief brushes of the lips that said good-bye, and kisses that seemed to go on for hours—and this was no different. The way the memory of someone who had once lived in a house might linger even after they were gone, like a sort of psychic”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?”

“Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.”

“What's that?”

“Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops”

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

“They're book addicts.”

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”