Humor Quote by Spider Robinson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“The problems of today's youth were no longer a Sunday supplement, or a news broadcast, or anything so remote and intangible. They were suddenly become a dirty, shivering boy, who told us that in this world we had built for him with our sweat and our blood, he was not only tired of living, but so unscared of dying that he did it daily, sometimes for recreation.”

“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”