Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”