Humor Quote by Christopher Moore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give.”

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”

“Routine feeds the illusion of safety...”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.”

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?”

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”