Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Love, he realized, was like the daggers he made in his forge: When you first got one it was shiny and new and the blade glinted bright in the light. Holding it against your palm, you were full of optimism for what it would be like in the field, and you couldn't wait to try it out. Except those first couple of nights out were usually awkward as you got used to it and it got used to you.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“V had a passing thought that she used the word "anyway" like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she'd just shared to make room for more.”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.”

“Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you”

“Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently.”

“All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”