Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““CALVIN:”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Now what state do you live in?'”

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair." (Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson)”

“As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.”

“In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”

“The Colonel led all the cheers.”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”