Humor Quote by Chris Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I always laugh at the term 'Cinderella story', because, if you ask me, it doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.”

“When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out”

“There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what.”

“High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.”

“If you sit down and think about it”

“This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...”

“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”

“The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”