Humor Quote by Mark Twain — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one. But God knows I had and I lay on the bed in the room of the hospital in Milan and all sorts of things went through my head but I felt wonderful...”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.”