Humor Quote by Ambrose Bierce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.”

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist.”

“Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”

“And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...”