Humor Quote by Kelley Armstrong — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You forget, darling.”

“Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”

“It's me," a deep voice rumbled.”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”

“This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?”

“Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?”

“Can you surf really well, then?”

“I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.”