Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”

“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments -”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”