Humor Quote by Nora Ephron — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”

“It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love, or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love, or was I just desperate?”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.”

“Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.”