Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I realized then what had happened.”

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“He was painfully shy, which, as is often the manner of the painfully shy, he overcompensated for by being too loud at the wrong times.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”