Humor Quote by Rodney Dangerfield — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

“What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.”

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”