Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.”

“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.'”