Humor Quote by Amie Kaufman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And blood and tears and screams did not matter anymore, because at least they are together.”

“I will see you in the stars.”

“Before this moment, I have never wished to be something other than what I am.”

“What does it mean?” Flynn turns to gaze at me, eyes finally meeting mine.”

“I AM NOT. AND THEN I AM. I WONDER IF THAT WAS DEATH.”

“I could keep him in place with the weight of a fingertip, I think.”

“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time.”

“Look at me!”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.”

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”