Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is no truth," Stephanie said mysterously. "Only perspectives.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“You like them," I realized.”

“Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-made evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf. These dogs advance deliberately, purposefully, the wilderness made flesh, their teeth yellow, their breath a-stink, while in the distance their owners witter, "He's an old soppy really, just poke him if he's a nuisance," and in the green of their eyes the red campfires of the Pleistocene gleam and flicker.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”