Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”