Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”

“And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...”

“Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”

“The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”