Humor Quote by George Carlin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”

“There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning”

“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and”

“Men”