Humor Quote by Colleen Houck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He sighed and bowed deeply. “Sundari. I was standing here thinking nothing could be more beautiful than this sunset tonight, but I was mistaken. You standing here in the setting sun with your hair and skin aglow is almost more than a man can…fully appreciate.”

“I feel…and I have reason to believe…that we could come to mean something to each other.”

“Does that count as an argument? Can we kiss and make up now?”

“How could I remain unyielding? His words penetrated the flimsy barriers I’d set up around my heart. I’d meant to set up a barbed wire fence, but the barbs ended up being covered with marshmallows. He slipped through my defenses easily. He touched his forehead to my hand, and my marshmallow heart melted.”

“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”

“There was a large sting near his upper lip. I touched it lightly. “Does it hurt?”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”

“What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?”

“Ignorance is bold, and knowledge is reserved”

“You look too pretty to be useful.”

“When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”