Humor Quote by C.J. Daugherty — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”

“They're book addicts.”

“Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?'”