Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“Annabeth,” he said hesitantly, “in New Rome, demigods can live their whole lives in peace.”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.”

“Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”

“Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”