Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Work fast.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, "He threw me out the window!”

“There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

“Hey, look—your”