Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.”

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”