Humor Quote by Charlaine Harris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”

“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”

“Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)”

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”

“I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”