Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“When God Created Mothers”

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“Housework can kill you if done right.”

“Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean, I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag.”

“Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.”

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”

“I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of”