Humor Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

“I was in love with him. I knew that much was true. Love was the swelling, hopeful feeling in my chest every time I saw him. Love was the way I could forget about everything when I was with him. Love was the catch in my breath when he looked at me in his intense way. Love was the gasp he could draw out of me with the simplest of touches. Love was the way I could... I could be myself around him, know that I didn't need to be perfect or worry about what he was thinking, because he accepted me.”

“I couldn't stop staring at his mouth when he spoke. I bet he knew how to kiss. Perfect kisses too, ones that weren't wet and gross, but the kind that curled toes.”

“People tend to look on the beliefs of the past as being primitive and unintelligent, yet we are seeing more truth in the past every day.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“Luck is a woman. She's drawn to those that least deserve her.”

“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.”

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”