Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew —”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”

“Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”