Humor Quote by William Goldman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We’ll never survive!”

“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”

“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.”

“The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors.”

“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

“Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.”

“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”

“Real men wear floral when trespassing”

“Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.”

“Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.”

“Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. "Did you just- did you just save my life?”

“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”