Humor Quote by Chetan Bhagat — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.”

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm; great good fortune comes to failure in the end. All is change; all yields its place and goes; to persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. The coward despairs.”

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”