Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“After his experience with Minos, Nico realized that most spectres held only as much power as you allowed them to have. They pried into your mind, using fear or anger or longing to influence you. Nico had learned to shield himself. Sometimes he could even turn the tables and bend ghosts to his will.”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?”

“Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...”

“Adventures are never fun while you're having them.”