Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“Work fast.”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don't get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to get hid behind out of the driver's seat and come round and open the car door for you. That's his job!”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“أحيانا أميل إلى قراءة الكتابات الخرافية، بالأمس عكفت ساعة على قراءة ميثاق حقوق الإنسان”

“Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.”

“That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite.”

“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”