Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How come when mortals want things, their only option is to make a deal with Hell and sell their soul? Why can’t they make deals with God in exchange for good behavior?”

“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”

“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of course. This is a family gathering. A celebration. And look: hereʹs our newest member.ʺ”

“I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”

“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.”

“Sydney, don't leave Adrian because of me.”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.”

“Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”