Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.”

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

“Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again”

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”