Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.”

“They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”