Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“Do you sleep naked?”

“I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”

“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”