Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“I've won Satan's lottery.”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”

“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”