Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“Otis," I said.”

“But magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.”

“Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!”

“Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”

“I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”