Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”